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The front keeps it chill: simple, real, solid… no hype, just flavor. Then you flip to the back and it hits—“you a whole ham.” Yeah, it’s a joke… but if you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"667\"\u003eBeing a “ham” is that loud personality, the one who talks big, laughs bigger, and stays extra for no reason at all. It’s the friend who can’t be lowkey, the one who turns small moments into full shows. And the open can? That’s the warning label—once it’s cracked, ain’t no closing it back. Energy up, personality spilling everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"753\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIt’s funny, it’s real, and it’s relatable. Because everybody knows a ham… or is one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none -mt-px h-px translate-y-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom)-14*var(--spacing))]\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Brushed medium-heavy fleece (8.25 oz) for warmth and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable hood with woven drawcords and metal grommets\u003cbr\u003e- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and stash essentials\u003cbr\u003e- Durable construction: double-needle topstitching and under 5% shrinkage\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery-ready chest area; exterior 100% cotton suitable for printing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53421264175422,"sku":"60653095310531455748","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53421264208190,"sku":"26977319369268442668","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53421264240958,"sku":"32291676997047936647","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53421264273726,"sku":"11477453316834605259","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53421264306494,"sku":"18879771798811568467","price":54.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53421264339262,"sku":"31539563598986865646","price":57.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53421264372030,"sku":"20863066129371364072","price":59.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/7772\/4734\/files\/13407219876232886527_2048.jpg?v=1777848350","url":"https:\/\/frizellnoir.com\/products\/simple-real-solid-whole-ham-energy-hoodie","provider":"Frizell Noir ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}